In the past 24 hours:
I have been peed on twice.
I've been vomited on three times.
I've cleaned poop from places it should have never been.
I cleaned up 4 puddles of liquid. I could only identify three of them.
My dog ran away and I had to drag three babies to go find him. Twice.
Son was crying and I couldn't get him dressed so I gave him a chocolate covered pretzel. He chose to wipe his chocolate hands all over my outfit. Did I mention that I only have ONE outfit that is not too big or too small right now, so I had to go to the store with maternity pants on that are too big and have a hole in them.
I went to the store and two of the three kids in my car were screaming so loud that I was afraid to go in. I had to call Boss to come and help me.
In the middle of the night Princess woke me up in a rage.
Son got up too and Boss went to take care of him.
Woke up another three times to breastfeed.
And then this:
Yes that is dog food. Everywhere!
On the other hand:
We had a really fun dance party.
The kids played outside for hours and had a great time.
My baby peacefully slept in my baby carrier.
People complimented me on his good looks.
I lost a pound since yesterday.
I didn't have to cook dinner last night.
Sis spent the night with a friend and went to Starbucks, had ice cream and went bowling.
I got about 100 kisses.
Son cuddled me and the Boss this morning so sweetly.
It has been perfect weather.
Last night after Princess went in a rage she came back to my room to say "I love you so much mommy".
My baby barely makes a sound at night and only wakes up to eat. I know he's hungry because he snorts like a baby piggy.
We read lots of books today.
Princess can recite one of them almost perfectly and " read " a story to her brother after the grocery store mishap.
I felt the joy a God the whole day.
And now this: